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These guys don’t look to women for approval.  They don’t radiate anxiety.  They never seem like they NEED to get a woman’s phone number or hook up with her, Lipitor dose. Where can i cheapest Lipitor online, This goes back to two main PUA principles:

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The average guy takes himself WAY too seriously when it comes to women -- he's constantly asking himself unnecessary questions:

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When you allow your brain to fire off these questions, it DESTROYS your ability to be fun, where can i find Lipitor online, Lipitor mg, spontaneous and playful. You’re allowing yourself to be preoccupied by unimportant details, when you SHOULD be asking yourself questions that boost your confidence and remind you to stay sharp and on top of your game.  Your internal questions should sound more like this:

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One technique is to re-phrase your questions so that you give women “false choices.” This means you are not giving her the chance to say “no” but forcing her to react and respond.  You are assuming that she’s going to go with your flow, and implying that fact with the thrust of your approach.  Lead the interaction, and if she’s at all interested in you, or at least curious, she’ll go along with it and never shut you down with a “no.”

WACK: Can I buy you a drink.
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MACK: My friends told me about this new lounge that has great music on Friday and Saturday nights. Which night is better for you.

Remember: boring, ordinary guys are constantly asking permission from women. This results in a lot of “No’s,” and a lot of disappointment, frustration, and eventually... masturbation.  So learn how to flip the script and start “spinning” your questions in order to make them more powerful, interesting and effective.

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Also, what are good things to talk about in a first encounter to get things going on a romantic track right away?  I always feel like a goddamn interrogator and it doesn't work, but I don't know of any other way to keep the conversation flowing.

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Clever wit only means that you make funny observations about certain things going on around you, or about universally understood people and events that are currently cooking in our popular culture.  (If the premise of the joke is not universally understood it qualifies as an inside joke.  Not good usually.)

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